Yeah I talk to myself and my cat way too much, I actually talk more when I’m alone than I do when someone else is around.

But if I defy orders I immediately get arrested

Yeah going to sleep that night was very weird

He HAS to be awful at giving head

That’s exactly what I think every time I see this picture

That bitch has been married like 5 times

How do Republicans square that hole of OBVIOUSLY being on the wrong side of history when your are literally falsifying documents to make your point.

They should all find the nearest cactus and go fuck themselves

Just like what we saw during the pandemic, prices artificially went up and they haven’t gone down

How is this shit allowed? Meta is currently building a massive data center in my center, why the fuck am I supposed to foot the bill for what the multi billion dollar company consumed?

I really hope Debbie Wasserman Schulz is having many bad days for what she did to the party by denying us Bernie

Pft yeah right, The Nazi Foundation is upset over their Nazi leader supporting 2 other Nazis.

Get the fuck outta here

His compensator is compensating

Argentina, Russia, El Salvador

He won’t negotiate with gay inner demons he’s fighting everyday?

Call him the Arizona Cardinals with how much this guy fumbles

I understand that the shrooms in a full English are usually just this way, but literally speaking you can season the shit out of mushrooms with all sorts of flavorings.

And we’ll have a new healthcare plan any day now

Absolute morons who were never funny or entertaining to begin with.

Reported for gore

If someone called me a fascist I wouldn’t be mad because I know it’s not true, I’d be confused and surprised but not mad.

Methinks the Nazi doth protest too much