I recently meet someone and was going to ask them to describe themselves in a paragraph. I realized I wasn’t able to do it myself. I also wasn’t sure how they would react. I thought I would ask here first and see how you folks react.
I’ll define paragraph as three to four sentences.
Oh I’m just… a … regular type dude >!.. with a big-ass dick!<
So you’ve got another body part instead of a penis or a penis that is shaped in such a way that it only fits into one hole only and only with people who have giant butts?
Must be horrible
isnt your big ass-dick causing you fissures and/or excessive stretching?
That escalated quickly 🤣
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