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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Was probably just measuring pasta

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Was probably just measuring pasta

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    Fun prank: Do this around the 7 foot mark of the tape measure, then sell it at a thrift store.

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      Thats about the length of a blue whales penis.

  • TemplaerDude@lemm.ee
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    Write over it with a dry erase marker and erase it. Voila.

    Also you got a small peepee

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    You can use alcohol, just be careful if it has open wounds.

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    Rubbing alcohol

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      Instructions unclear, now my dick is drunk and it burns.

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        Getting your penis involved in this is definitely a you issue.

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      It doesn’t seems like rubbing helps

      • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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        Drinking alcohol for inside boo boos, rubbing alcohol for outside boo boos and permanent markers.

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      Actually this. Most permanent marker comes off with alcohol. If you ever accidentally write on a whiteboard with permanent marker, just wipe it with rubbing alcohol, let it sit for a few seconds, and then wipe it again and it comes off essentially like dry erase.

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        If you write on a whiteboard with permanent marker just color over it with the eraseable and then erase it

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          probably because those are also alcohol based

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            What are you more likely to have at a whiteboard? A bottle of rubbing alcohol or dry erase markers?

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              Tbf, 91% isopropyl alcohol is a good thing to have around for cleaning anything from electronics to wounds. You should have a bottle nearby in that room if you don’t, specifically for the whiteboard and also cuts and scrapes, marker on desks or whatever, sticky spills, etc.

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              A lot of the cleaning solutions used for dry erase boards are alcohol based, FWIW.

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                hand sanitiser probably works.

        • Stovetop@lemmy.world
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          Also great and valid advice.

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      Heh “rubbing” alcohol

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    Yup, it was for my fusili pasta…

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    Oh my god that’s small

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      Is it though? Just kidding of course I know it is. You measure ass to tip right? Right.

      https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU

      • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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        Ignorance is bliss, when living butt to tip.

      • Omega@discuss.online
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        uh… bhuh…uh… You… You don’t? You don’t measure by Ass to tip… Like…?

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      Willing to bet someone did it as a prank.

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      bit rude innit?

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        As a straight male I was like huh, bet they don’t have to worry about accidently gagging someone. Then I thought, hmm I bet I could do that without it gagging me, then I said… Hm, maybe I should question if I shouldve jumped straight to saying straight male.

        It’s like they always say when you give birthday blowjobs, it isn’t gay if it’s their birthday.

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    Shit, what else did you steal from the Whitehouse?

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      Way too big for that

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    Go over it with a dry erase marker, then wipe it off

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      This fucks up your dry erase markers

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    Would invalidate the point of it being a permanent marker, wouldn’t it?

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    Ask Diddy

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    Magic eraser (melamine foam)

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