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workerONE@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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workerONE@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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    Wet hodrick willy

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    First online username + last online username

    Necro-File Kolanaki.

    Uh… I was 9 and didn’t know “necrophilia” was a thing, just that “necro” was Greek/Latin for “dead.” The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error… 😫

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      Nightwalker Gloomy

      I think I just briefly died of cringe.

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        I think that’s the name of a Night Elf NPC in WoW. 🤔

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      Dozzi92 Dozzi92. For 25 years.

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      Da Beef M137

      I’m not sure what that sounds like it would be.

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      Ace Trade Jonesy

      Shit that kind of actually works, huh?

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      And the e-mail for the account was [email protected]

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    Mike Rotch

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      Amanda Hugginkis

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        Phil McKrackin

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    Jay Z

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    I’ve never changed my name, so my first and last name are the same.

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    Jimmy Fingers

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    Nice try, FBI!

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    Y’all are getting paid‽

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    Hmm, I don’t think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

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    Seems like 7 words would be kind of awkward

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    Hugh Mungus

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      Humongous wot ?!?!

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        Saur

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    YOUR FIRST NAME + YOUR LAST NAME

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      That’s the same code I have on my luggage!

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      Hey baby… You lookin fine tonight!

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    Ahah, mine is the same as…

    Oh. Fuck.

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    I’m not giving you my real name!

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      o fuk

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    They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.

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      It seems like harder work then most of what I have done tbh.

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      Your mom was a sex worker hooker.

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      I think everything can be synthesized down to truth and circumstance. And at times we try to do harm reduction, but it ends up coming right back into our face.

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        ends up coming right back into our face.

        I believe that’s extra

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