You’re spare parts, bud
Thank god this isn’t Reddit where we’d learn how that cat has a rare sickness and only a few months to live.
On Lemmy we just point out his very troubling social media presence.
Yes, on Lemmy it can have a nice, stress free life. until cancer strikes unexpectedly to the throat. With a knife.
Just time your parry.
Prankenkitty.
please name this cat Discord
All Cats Are Beautiful
Oh my gosh! I want it! Adorable!
What’s up with the grey eyes? Sure it’s not a photoshop
Oh yeah the sclera is weird
Could be why they’re at the vet.
I would name that cat frank in a second.
That’s… Clearly photoshopped together. C’mon now.

I know it’s lacking pixels, but still.
Thanks for the followup! Damn, that’s an interesting cat
We call him Frank’s Monster, for short
Are they Chimeric? I’ve never seen such a clear division between tuxedo and tortoiseshell patterns like that.
Assuming it’s real, I think it would have to be as chimera. I don’t even think an extra chromosome would explain this. I’m oversimplifying a little, but the genetics when it comes to the black/brown coloration is either “tabby” or “not tabby”, and “tabby” is dominant, so as long as it received one copy of “tabby”, every part of the coat that isn’t white should be tabby.
The blue eyes are even weirder, and make me lean towards calling it fake. It is quite well done though, if it is fake.
Edit: found a post, looks pretty damn real. Any insight on the blue eyes?
The vet classified him as a Minuet
Huh… WTF is a Minuet?
The Minuet (also known as the Napoleon) is a hybrid mix of Persian and Munchkin cat breeds.
Oh WTF???!!!
So it’s a cross between two breeds that, ethically, I really don’t think should even exist. I’d have to dig a bit, but I’d be shocked if there’s not breeders specifically breeding both of those for blue eyes, so it sadly almost makes more sense now.
Yeah, not great. Luckily it looks like the cross turns out to have a normal muzzle at least, and I think most munchkins do okay. Pure persians and Scottish folds are the real crime in my opinion, poor Scottish folds, horrible joint problems just because humans must have slightly bent ears :(
Got the mom’s head and the dad’s body
It’s got one headlight on the left, and two on the right.
But when we pulled out the switch, all three of 'em come on.
It does the hokey pokey, and whiskers all about.
Dum Dums Mystery flavor.
Radiates chaos energy from four cats
Living 4 of their lives at once.
36 lives total
All of the Energy, none of the thoughts probably
Well, sure, the ginger bois are sharing the brain cell.
Absolutely adorable! I know a cat that’s mostly white but his tail is all stripy. So I always ask him who’d he switch tails with and wiggle his tail about.












