Most Asian stock indexes are higher, tracking gains after a turbulent session on Wall Street. U.S. futures were little changed and oil prices advanced early Thursday.
      • lectricleopard@lemmy.world
        17·
        2 months ago

        I dont mean theyll cover they whole s&p investment. Key holders of large quantities of certain stocks will be given assistance.

        You or I could buy up a whole bunch and theyll just laugh at us while they sign the check the Sam amd his buddies.

      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        6·
        2 months ago

        Worry not, 350 millions Americans stand ready - willing or otherwise - to save the Finance Industry by enduring some more Austerity, losing some more income in real terms due to unacknowledged inflation following another bout of money printing and suffering the consequence of more cuts to whatever is left of public services in America.

        An worry not, if there’s one thing that unwaveringly unites Republicans and Democrats, it’s this.

      • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        2 months ago

        How about a 1 trillion dollar crypto coin as collateral? It’s actually a picture of a monkey peeing in its own mouth.

    • Zotora@programming.dev
      11·
      2 months ago

      Too big to save.

      The ammount of money in these companies for AI (4.5B 3.9T for Micosoft alone) is too much for even the US to bail them out.

      Edit: Double checked the number – I was off by 3 orders of magnitude because these numbers are just dumb.

      • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub
        21·
        2 months ago
        • “Help me Uncle Sam! I’m broke”
        • “Best I can do is cover commodities, material, and payroll expenses”

        Well, one can dream.

    • Ilixtze@lemmy.mlEnglish
      7·
      2 months ago

      There is only so much the infinite money glitch can cover. The US is already trillions in debt, and the American taxpayers shouldering that debt are in an increasingly precarious position.