Viconia: The Original Drussy

  • teft@piefed.social
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    2 months ago

    A drow who doesn’t worship our revered goddess queen Lolth? Hard pass. Next you’re going to be telling me you want to bang surface dwellers.

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      2 months ago

      Of course I want to bang surface dwellers, cousin. You know that after I left the Underdark, I pleasured a woman without a spider crawling across my ass for the first time? That almost never happens upland, it really lets you focus on the task at hand. And most of the women there will ask before sitting on your face.

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        2 months ago

        Ew, gross. I’ll be reporting you to the nearest inquisitor. She can deal with your vile beliefs.

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          2 months ago

          Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.

          I’ve seen tits you people wouldn’t believe. Orcish knockers around a fire off the shoulder of the Chionthar. I watched pierced nips glitter in the dark near Baldur’s Gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.