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I would absolutely lose it if I was doing laundry and found this.
Everyone knows a dildo should be hand-washed.
How do you know its the fucking dildo and not just the sucking dildo?
It’s now the communal dildo. Pre warmed just for you
It has been washed, so it should be clean. Just make sure to wash it and leave it in the washing machine after you’re done using it.
That’s a dangerous assumption. They might just have wanted to warm it up.
Warm it up, Kris.
We should all just go back to sharing more things. Not necessarily start with the sex toys though. I’m very particular about mine.
Why is the dryer so dirty?
It’s everyone’s job to clean it, so everyone assumes someone else will do it. 🤗
It’s a self cleaning dryer - the means everyone cleans it by themselves… wait…
Kinda like the govt
Guy doesn’t douche and he wiped his dildo clean before tossing it in the dryer
You don’t need to wipe it first when it’s going to be tumbling around with someone else’s clothes
tumbling in the dryer with the community dildo in my ass
Is this the origin story of the “help me, step brother, I am stuck!” genre of porn?
This isn’t c/dickpost, it’s c/shitpost
It’s the anal dildo so it’s fine
If you make the community, I’ll post it there.
Would you like a bigger penis? Where would you like it?
I can show you some places…
First mistake was using the dryer. Hang dry everything- wait, actually first mistake was being to poor to afford your own laundry machines.
Real first mistake was being born ngl
