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minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up111·3 days agoIf they ask, just laugh and say “Who aren’t I dating, amirite?”, then wink at them and quickly walk away. Works every time.
minus-squareSpice Hoarder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up51·edit-23 days agoUntil one of them gets suspicious
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days ago“Ugh, how much time do you have? Wait actually I need a piece of paper”
minus-squareatopi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWhat if they give you a piece of paper?
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoI don’t have a pen. Wait, no, I need a #2 pencil! Heh. #2.
minus-squareFishFace@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days ago“wait actually I need more colours”
minus-squareatopi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoHave you seen how many colours pride flags have? There are at least 14 versions of the poly flag, they have to be prepared
minus-squareatopi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoIf they have a cat, they likely have string
minus-squareatopi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoWhy do you think the horse is angry?
If they ask, just laugh and say “Who aren’t I dating, amirite?”, then wink at them and quickly walk away. Works every time.
Until one of them gets suspicious
Seduce them then
“Ugh, how much time do you have? Wait actually I need a piece of paper”
What if they give you a piece of paper?
I don’t have a pen. Wait, no, I need a #2 pencil!
Heh. #2.
“wait actually I need more colours”
Have you seen how many colours pride flags have? There are at least 14 versions of the poly flag, they have to be prepared
“and some string”
If they have a cat, they likely have string
sweating and some glue
Why do you think the horse is angry?