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minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up102·4 days agoAverage Billionaires : Anyway, here’s how I’m going to destroy everything for just a little more money and power Normal people’s responses : If I was a billionaire, I’d just be chill and do things that interested me MySpace Tom, Gabe : Anyway, I just indulge in my hobbies.
minus-squarepHr34kY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·3 days agoMySpace Tom: “I’m gonna grab a DSLR and do a photowalk around Melbourne. You can tag along if you want.” (This actually happened)
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-23 days agoEspteinites: (self-explanatory) Gabe: “OooWoaowoaoWoahaooo…” Good ol’ Gabe
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·3 days agoGabe had 1 000 000 000 dollars worth of boats.
minus-squarePirate2377@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·3 days agoI mean yeah, the average person when they become rich would spend money on expensive things. The difference is Gabe Newell doesn’t use his money with malice to make the life of the average person worse
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·3 days agoOne thousand million dollars on boats.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·3 days agoAnd how many of them did he use to commit sex crimes?
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days agoBut the thing is she’s not gonna say “no”, she would never say “no” because of the implication.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days ago… he’s going to nerf her favourite DOTA 2 character?
minus-squarepet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoHe also funded marine research, which is better than what 99% of people do with their money.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·3 days agoHe owns a private marine research company. It’s like how Elon Musk “funded space research”. Billionaires shouldn’t exist. it’s not about what they do with it, and Gaben isn’t an altruist anyways.
Average Billionaires :
Normal people’s responses :
MySpace Tom, Gabe :
MySpace Tom: “I’m gonna grab a DSLR and do a photowalk around Melbourne. You can tag along if you want.”
(This actually happened)
Espteinites: (self-explanatory)
Gabe: “OooWoaowoaoWoahaooo…”
Good ol’ Gabe
Gabe had 1 000 000 000 dollars worth of boats.
I mean yeah, the average person when they become rich would spend money on expensive things. The difference is Gabe Newell doesn’t use his money with malice to make the life of the average person worse
One thousand million dollars on boats.
And how many of them did he use to commit sex crimes?
But the thing is she’s not gonna say “no”, she would never say “no” because of the implication.
… he’s going to nerf her favourite DOTA 2 character?
Nothing but open ocean.
Are we the tasty treats?
He also funded marine research, which is better than what 99% of people do with their money.
He owns a private marine research company. It’s like how Elon Musk “funded space research”.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. it’s not about what they do with it, and Gaben isn’t an altruist anyways.