Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.
Financially resplendent?
Resplendent isn’t the most suitable adjective for describing someone’s financial status.
But even if it was …
So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she’s already wealthy?
Well, you won’t get what you want if you don’t ask.
You probably also won’t get it if you do ask, but at least there’s a nonzero possibility.
One of the nuggets of actual good advice that came from the pick-up artist trend was that it’s a numbers game. There’s probably someone out there that wants exactly the same thing you, you just have to find them.
Yes but no, but yes, but still no…
He should have added a few decades to his stated age. Then he’d have picked up those looking for a lottery ticket
Someone had a good laugh typing that
Body texture?

This, but tactile.
Yeah, a raster image fit to his UVs.
Ya, you know… Mouthfeel
Yeah, I was confused by that, too. But hey, sensory sensitivity maybe?
If I was a girl, I’d be throwing myself at this!
Do personal ads still exist?
Pretty sure it’s just Tinder bios now
They do here
So many fish in the sea
instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage
best way to catch em








