I looked over at fedinsfw and all I could think of was the titles’ attempts at being provocative or enticing and how it just seems really…lame? I’m ace so this whole subset of the site really does nothing for me.
My shower thought is just about responding to the titles neutrally.
For examples:
“Just stretching, don’t mind me”;
“oh, sorry; as you were, then. Sorry to interrupt.”
“If I sent you this by accident, what would you reply?”
“Hey I don’t think I’m the one you meant to send this to”
Asian girl waiting for your orders…
“Can I get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip…”
Do people really get turned on by such things, or is it more that the people posting them just have to put something in the title?
I just can’t imagine the kinds of scenarios that are implied. Such as the “if I sent this to you by accident” thing, like…in this imagined scenario, would the response be “oh, well, since I accidentally got a naked picture of you, let me hit that?” For me it would just be embarrassing for all around, even if by some stroke I did find the other person hot.