There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
Well there actually was this one DC “hero” called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people’s faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
Yeah, Wayne be getting mad sun tanning in his Batman suit at night.
Moontan
There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
I’m not sure how you couldn’t find it, it was the first link in my search: https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Moonbathing Also, I didn’t see any porn
They were using the search bar on pornhub
And accidentally left out the “h.”
Some people are just really bad at using search engines and key word searches.
Go on…why’d you stop typing
He never said he stopped. He tried, and maybe he still trys. Lord knows Im still looking
Counterpoint, explosions can tan your skin
He’s too cool to look at explosions.
Def not just strategically avoiding a flash burn
Common mistake, that’s from when he was fighting UV Man.
There’s always someone arc welding in seedy badguy hangouts. Gotta watch that flash burn.
Well there actually was this one DC “hero” called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people’s faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
I thought you were joking, but I had to check, and, no, there really is a character called Dogwelder.