• abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    3 days ago

    The idea of Americans believing the bible actually took place in the USA is the most American thing I can imagine.

    Also, counterpoint: The Bible actually took place in Scotland, specifically in an around the Forth. Here are my arguments:

    • The Forth has more than seven tributries, including (but not limited to) The Leven, The Esk, The Water of Leith, the Almond, The Avon, and The Carron.
    • Scotland was actually, provably, occupied by the Romans and still has Roman remains.
    • Splitting the sea at the Inchgarvie Narrows makes more sense than splitting the Red sea.
    • The Islands of the Forth are full of Hermitages, and Inchcolm has a Abbey, why? BECAUSE THEY KNEW!!!
    • The Temple was built on a mount and surrounded by walls? St Margaret’s Chapel is on a mount surrounded by walls. Ergo; Edinburgh Castle is the actual site of The Temple!
    • America has had no Presidents called “David”, but Scotland has had two.

    COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!