When I was in my early 20s Tinder/Hinge were absolutely popping off. I met with a girl for dinner. We talked about if it went well we would go back to my place and hook up. It did and we ended up in my bed. She started touching me and said “oooooo so big”. I immediately started laughing which made her laugh. I’m fine, but I do not have a big dick, she and I both knew that. We laughed about it more and she said she was just trying to be nice. Ended up being one of the more funny sexual encounters I had.
My native language doesnt have neutral pronounce and my partner uses any pronounce. Plus i was more affected by tiredness than i am now (difference being now my medical amphitamin is kicking in. I am still tired but my mind is more focused) It is the same person that i am talking about threwout my text
I see what happened here, they fucked you bananas and you should seek medical help girlfriend.
I was bananas even before meeting them :3