Americans: yes, but you see, there was a war going on, on the other side of the world, that i decided to care about because i was relatively comfortable back then, and i figured i could signal my virtues in smug superiority, so i ceded my voting right and allowed the literal devil into the highest power in the land. Now i dont give a fuck about that war, because the issue du jour is the high gas price.

Oh, and its the systems fault!