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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    I actually thought about this. I don’t think when I’m 50 I’ll be into older men anymore, since what I consider “older men” now would either be around my age or just old-old men, lmao.

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      No matter how old you get, 20 year olds stay the same age.

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        As someone who has aged, I gotta disagree.

        In high school, 20 year olds were ancient and wise.

        In college, 20 year olds became peers and competitors

        Once I started working, 20 year olds were the newbies

        Now 20 year olds are indistinguishable from babies. Just having a conversation that ends with “After this we’re going to the bar, you want to come?” and getting told “Uh… I’m not quite old enough to drink” blows my mind every time I hear it.

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          ”After this we’re going to the bar, you want to come?" and getting told “Uh… I’m not quite old enough to drink” blows my mind every time I hear it.

          Wait till you reach the point where it reverses and the 20-30 year olds are the ones asking and you have to decline.

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            Oh sure. That’s just called “having kids” and I’m firmly in that stage.

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        Brian! Get away from the bowling alley

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        Alright alright alright

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      Unless you digivolve into a grandaddy fantasy

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        I think the technical term is grave robbing, as opposed to cradle robbing.

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          Isn’t that only if you marry them for their money?

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            Not necessarily. I knew an extremely attractive young woman in her 20s who nicknamed herself the “crypt-creeper”, because well… that what she liked.

            No reason to marsh others mellow.

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              Some yums can be pretty yuck though.

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                Then don’t eat it.

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      Can confirm

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