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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy

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me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    Then there’s my 5’3 ass.

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      I’m 5’3" and dated a 5’4" guy. Kissing was great, I didn’t have to tip-toe or break my neck.

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        My partner and I are the same height and we can hug and put our necks together like swans.

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          That’s beautiful.

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      Aren’t most professional weightlifters extremely short too?

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        No idea. I’m an amateur weightlifter and I do think it helps with getting a decent aesthetic build with less work though. I look pretty muscular even though my lifts aren’t that impressive. Not that it’s helped much with getting women interested in me. There’s other benefits to work out though and dudes appreciate it at least.

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      Just reverse the meme and you’re good

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        What if I don’t want to have a bed in my man, or he’s just not into it?

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          Oooohhhh you, you got me with the ol’ lemmy switch the change the thing around oh hoo hooody hoo

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            Yeah what I did was change it but inna differenter way u c. Very smort and witty?!

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