“Dealer high on own supply says everyone should get high”
One of the worst takes of all time
From the guy that brought us: “All the CPUs in the past were built for humans, this CPU is built for agents.”
Dude just invented fictional customers by selling directly to the AI. 😅
Also “There are only 1 billion humans…”
It’s more of an argument for getting rid of cars than for using AI.
If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.
I spat my drink out reading this
I disturbed my wife reading next to me reading this
But his press training will call it “spin”
How…how old are you, Jensen?
I’d guess late 1800’s. It always sucks when people don’t realize until they look old the key to immortalilty is just eating a fresh baby once a year.
nature’s own 8766-hour energy
Good thing movements reclaiming streets back for citizens already exist. In fact even businesses who initially opposed this actually realize it’s better for them too.
Looks at photos of Amsterdam and Paris just decades ago. It’s like smoking in planes.
We as a society try, fail, learn, and overcome BS.
Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.
“. . . their own graves because we’re not going to feed them with wages now that AI can do their job” added the rich.
God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn’t expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don’t want your AI slop anywhere near my life.
Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?
Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
I’m seeing a pattern here…only bad things work in his example.
Hey now, some drugs are very good things
Almost no AI is
Are you trying to use guns and drugs as examples of bad things? Because I personally believe more people should have a certain amount of guns and allowed to experience a certain amount of drugs. If willing.
Uhhh, we def played in the streets despite cars. You just call off the game for a sec
“CAR!”
shuffles net to the curb
“GAME ON!” quickly tries to score before they are ready
I strongly suspect this jackal doesn’t predate cars.
I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.
When cars come along you just yell “Car!” and get out of the street.
Game on!
Game on!!
Hey! I’m walking here !
Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.
I get what you mean but without sufficient sources of renewable energy - which do not exist right now and cannot be expanded without exploitation of miners (including children) in the Congo and elsewhere - there’s no way this technology can benefit us in a net sense. Summaries of messages we read anyway and uncanny simulations of celebrities eating pasta will never offset the damage inherently caused to the natural world by the energy consumed by the slop machine.
Like there are no ethical billionaires, there’s no ethical generative AI (except for early-development-stage medical / science stuff like protein combinations or cancer diagnoses, though I think the cancer-detecting AI is way older than current gen AI)
I’m in the US. Kids still play in the street.
Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.
No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.
