In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™ : 10 hours per day, 100 minutes per hour.
Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be… 8 metric hours.
That’s 80% of the entire day.
Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.
Ugh I can hear it now