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Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

There is likely a government agency that can identify people by their cat.

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There is likely a government agency that can identify people by their cat.

Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    CIA - Cat Intelligence Agency

  • Bongles@lemmy.zip
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    My friend. The technology to identify you by your walk exists. The technology to identify you by how you use your mouse and type exists. The technology to identify what sites you visit by the pattern of the incoming and outgoing packets and their sizes exists.

    They’re not using the calico.

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    My crazy, kick ass kitty will tear up any fucker that isn’t known.

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    I mean, our cat has an RFID chip that directly links it to us. Not really hard.

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    That’s why I have 3 cats. Checkmate government!

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