I need my fans in order to sleep. Their worship is what sets my mind at ease. If I am not lulled into slumber by their jubilant adorations I will wake with a great and terrible vengeance to wreak havoc upon this ungrateful earth
Well yes, of course, that’s why the hedge_lord accords were written into the fan laws.
But for everyone else …
Wait, can people sleep with the noise of a fan in the background? I like complete darkness and complete silence.
Because this is not an option for 99% of people. Even if you are in the sticks you get the bugs making noise.
I absolutely need the fan noise since it’s steady and keeps me cool
That would be ideal, but a problem arises when there isn’t complete silence in the background. Noisy neighbors, housemates, cats running around in the hallway at 3 in the morning. The fan noise mutes it to some degree, and then you begin to register the fan as silence-adjacent.
I have tinnitus so I can’t sleep without a fan or noise-maker.
My wife. Drives me nuts.
Just get some tinnitus the fan noise is basically the same!
i need the fan noise to drown out the ringing!
Alternative: Ménière’s disease, so you just can’t hear it!
I don’t even sleep with a fan for the noise, I love the sensation of wind in my face and also being warm under the blankets while the room feels freezing.
I leave one foot out. Warm foot and cool foot. Perfect balance.
But what about the monsters under the bed?
I mean, if they reach out and grab me then I’ll at least see where things go
I can’t sleep in silence because I got idiot tenants I live around that got to make noise at night. They don’t know what volume control is.
I don’t sleep with a fan, it blows air on me and that sucks becaue I’ll wake up with eye boogers and my eyes will feel weird. I don’t understand how people would prefer that
I can understand the noise aspect though, even if I don’t personally like it. My parents have used a little noise machine for the past 10 years.
That simply doesn’t happen to me, had a fan on my face my entire life
