This is in my
~/.aliasrc:)
alias nano='fail; vim'alias emacs='fail; vim'
Just install the train app
But how would you run sl, the steam locomotive?
I know you’re joking but:
\slorcommand sl.I’d say “check your shell documentation” but they’re both almost impossible to search for. They both work in Bash. Both skip aliases and shell functions and go straight to shell builtins or things in the
$PATH.There’s also
/usr/bin/slbut you knew that.There’s also
/usr/bin/slbut you knew that.$ ls /usr/bin envI guess I could
env sl?Dangit. I always forget about
env. Yes, that ought to work.Caught the NixOS user
sudo apt install slThank me later
I remember people groaning in the CS lab in college when they realized they hadn’t locked their machine before walking away for just long enough to let someone install sl.
I am a menace around unlocked computers. Was at a job and found a colleague who left his computer unlocked and had customer information open in a co working space on his screen. Set his computer language to hebrew before locking it.
Another time in college I found an unlocked computer in a library. Set their profile picture to Chris Chan with an overlay image saying “#ThisIsMyAuthenticSelf #Unafraid”. On this system, the user was not likely to see their own picture, but other people they contact will.
Couple of jobs back, the custom was to either set the background image to something disgusting and borderline NSFW, or go on the equivalent of Slack that we used and announce “I’m getting everyone pizza tomorrow” for them. The latter was considered just punishment for a security violation.
You used to be able to set a web site as a background on windows XP.
I used that to terrible effect
I used to set default webpages on display models in stores to direct competitors sites.
You can pry my Steam Locomotive from my cold dead hands!
alias cp='rm -rf'Some people want to watch the world burn.
In order to improve your accuracy might I suggest:
alias i='sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /' alias s='sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /' alias sl='sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /' alias ll='sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /' ...Etcetera. It will make sure you are punished for typos
I just realized that this is somebody’s actual alias list and not just a joke.
Not as long as OP’s, but I’ve had
alias cim=vimfor a minute. Brain just don’t do it
Get thefuck out, and move on.
That’s unmaintained pay-respects is a maintained replacement.
I love how it’s not just a fork, it’s a rewrite in Rust. Of course it is.
quietly cargo installs pay-respects in his corner
Should have left ‘sl’ for the train!
