• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    4 months ago

    That’s an insane number of buzzwords in a very short statement.

    Also, I don’t want any of what they’re describing. I want my OS to be what allows the programs I use to run, nothing more, nothing less. I don’t want it to try and guess what I’m doing, or look at my screen.

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      4 months ago

      Good thing he didn’t actually say it would be the next Windows doing any of those things. He didn’t even say it would be the OS:

      “I think we will see computing become more ambient, more pervasive, continue to span form factors, and certainly become more multi-modal in the arc of time … I think experience diversity is the next space where we will continue to see voice becoming more important. Fundamentally, the concept that your computer can actually look at your screen and is context aware is going to become an important modality for us going forward.”

      The important and scarier part is actually the last sentence, not anything from the article title.

  • Pup Biru@aussie.zone
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    4 months ago

    ambient: we will do things without asking

    pervasive: we want to be everywhere in your life

    multi-modal: and by everywhere we mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE

    • ZiemekZ@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      multi-modal: and by everywhere we mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE

      So, there’s non-zero chance that they’ll resurrect Windows Phone and Cortana?

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      4 months ago

      The thought of relying on Microsoft services for something sends shivers down my spine.

      Then I remember there are adults in this world using Outlook to keep their agendas, paying for MSN news, people BOUGHT MEDIA AND SOFTWARE from the built in stores Microsoft created and abandoned. I can’t imagine it.

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        4 months ago

        The thought of relying on Microsoft services for something sends shivers down my spine.

        government (including most chillingly, international governments) and hospitals pretty much all use microsoft tools - outlook, sharepoint, etc - to run huge parts of their organisations

        that’s the truly scary part

    • Jeremyward@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Switch about 6 months ago, so happy to read these articles and shrug at them now. I gotta say it’s weird there’s only like 2.5% of us

      • GooseFinger@sh.itjust.works
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        4 months ago

        Microsoft could literally make “gargle the balls of Bill Gates” a login requirement and the masses would still use Windows.

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          4 months ago

          Well, all tech is heading to fellatio-based authentication. Microsoft is just trying to beat Apple and Google to the market.

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        4 months ago

        Most people just use whatever OS their computer comes with. We need to have more companies producing cheap computers with Linux pre-installed.

  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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    4 months ago

    “hey guys, you have complained about our latest software, and we heard you. Our next release will literally rip out your genitals and you definitely can’t hide from it. 👍”

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    4 months ago

    I hope one day my kids will come to me and ask me: “Windows? What is that?”

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    4 months ago

    I’ve always wanted my OS to be ambient. Whenever I boot SuSE, I’m thinking, “what this needs is to be more ambient”. I’m glad that someone is finally doing something about it.

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    4 months ago

    Microsoft really doing everything in their power to make sure I never buy another Windows PC.

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      4 months ago

      Pffffft! As if any humans are employed in an office!

      It’s AI agents all the way down!

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    4 months ago

    The company that’s obsessed with putting popup tutorials in every fucking app and os function? Ambient my ass, stop lying.

    • CarrmynCarnage@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4 months ago

      Ambient as in it’s always in the background. Always lurking around the foreground. Every click, every keystroke lovingly crafts your experience from the first second. Sounds great right?

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    4 months ago

    Compute will become pervasive, as in Windows experiences are going to use a combination of capabilities that are local and that are in the cloud.

    …what does Davuluri think “pervasive” means?