I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?
Here is mine, I yoinked some of your predictions, and/or changed them a bitBBC is reporting that the USA has launched strikes against Venezuela…
So you’ve got one ticked off already and it’s only the 3rd Janiary.
You wrote AI bubble bursts twice
It is only on the card once though?
They’re saying it’s something very positive.
Yep :)
I’m just a bit too salty about RAM prices
So real.
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@CatZoomies Ok, I will remind you on Monday Jan 4, 2027 at 3:17 AM UTC.
@roydbt Ok, I will remind you on Sunday Jan 3, 2027 at 8:04 PM UTC.
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Didn’t know this is a thing.
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@fishos Ok, I will remind you on Monday Jan 4, 2027 at 1:44 AM UTC.
World War Five.
- Yet another racism scandal in the Finnish parliament, PM Petteri Orpo gets to clean the mess again
- Still no peace deal in Ukraine
- Yet another impeachment attempt on Trump that goes as well as the previous ones
- Some AAA game company releases a big-budget title that turns out to be a complete buggy mess (like MindsEye)
- Some Big Tech social media platform falls victim to enshittification, leading to a refugee wave to the Fediverse
- The civil war among Republicans continues, maybe leads into abandoning Trump?
Some AAA game company releases a big-budget title that turns out to be a complete buggy mess (like MindsEye)
[FREE SPACE] contenders in here, but I like this one the best. The next one is a very close second.
Some Big Tech social media platform falls victim to enshittification, but people still stay on there for no sane reason except it has more content and porn.
I had to look up ‘enhanced games’
Back in the day, someone suggested that people should read a lot of science fiction books so they’d be ready for the changes the future would bring.
I should have read no science fiction, because I am constantly being disappointed by what people decide to do with tech.
I had to look it up too.
I was thinking “who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to run an Olympics-style sporting event that encourages PED use?” until I got to this part in the article:
“…with backing by Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr…”
Oh, okay, that makes sense. It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
It’s just backed by two of the worst people on the planet. They’re probably hoping to see people die in these games.
They probably took Squid Game as a fun suggestion.
Some Onion-style editorial suggested referring to murdered school children as ‘patriot angels’ because they died defending the 2A. Charlie Kirk said pretty much the same thing with no irony.
remember death race, starring sly stallone? that sounds fun
There are way too many negative fields, i.e. “XYZ does NOT happen”. You have to wait until 2027 to be able to cross them off.
Waiting for 2027 and then evaluating was the plan. I don’t see that as a problem. It’s not a real bingo chart so I don’t have to finish fast.
Column O looks way too easy tbh.
Who needs a fence when you have land mines.
See also: Finland and the Ottawa Convention
Spoiler
The withdrawal takes effect in January. Soo… yesterday?
Let’s hope that Linux clears 10%! It’s an ambitious goal, but absolutely possible!
Germany preparing soldiers for Ukraine is definitely one.
I think there the government is also starting a controversial draft law, basically citizens will be drafted at random, cuz people aren’t interested in dying in foreign land.
There was another case that happened, a kid made fun of a solider who came to their school for recruitment and he made fun of him. So now that kid is being prosecuted (some years of community service) so basically this sets a precedent that you can make fun of others but not military
Edit: i forgot to mention im talking about Germany
Germany militarising again? Third time’s the charm I guess?
I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

Alien pussy found
“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…
President Vance, without a doubt.
Politics:
- Democrats take back House, Republicans barely cling to Senate.
- Donald Trump dies at somepoint
- Republicans start seeing losses in other fields of political power, but rural counties will still place faith in them.
- Vladimir Putin starts considering nuclear weapons as a last resort to bring an end to the Russia-Ukraine war.
- China starts making moves to Taiwan
Celebrity Deaths:
- Rob Halford passes away
- Keith Richards passes away
Sports:
- Jacksonville Jaguars gets their first Super Bowl
- Oklahoma City Thunder are NBA Finals Champions
- Either Seattle Mariners or Toronto Blue Jays finally get the job done for a World Series
Minnie Mouse coming back is not on my bingo card.
climate change worsens
Climate change worsening is a given.
I’m going to predict that the forecasted warming goes down thanks to Chinese production (like every year).
“Germany’s far right receives more votes” is already the free space.
I hate the far right!
To be fair they also put “Public American figure gets shot” which is pretty much a guarentee
Statistically inevitable, really, especially compounded by the widening definition of what a public figure is due to social media.
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