I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

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      Not sure how awful you would want to be in that situation, but with a lot more effort it could be even funnier without any words but a lewd picture instead, if your partner is up for it.

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          If this is the last straw to leave it, sure, that’s worth it.

          As it is it just sounded like spite, though. C’mon, it’s been years and the dude just wants a yes or no so he can move on.

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        I mean I don’t know specifics obviously but cults aren’t exactly women-forward tmk so I don’t tend to have much sympathy for the men in one.