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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Eat more fibre or something

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Eat more fibre or something

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    The literal translation for “bathroom” in my native language is “house of peace”.

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      Exactly why I dont use my phone on the toilet. This is time for quiet reflection while I push waste out of my asshole

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        This is time for quiet reflection

        why do you think it’s called “analysis”

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    Wtf is your diet if it’s a struggle? Just don’t eat garbage. And like the title says, eat enough fibers (with liquids). If you’re shitting bricks you’re doing something wrong.

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      some people are prone to it, like IBS-C regardless.

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      IBS, medication with “surprise diarrhea” as a side effect, and occasional almost–passing-out on the toilet (overactive vasovagal reflex). It’s not a fun combination. Fiber only helps so much.

      • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Fair enough, medical conditions are always special situations. In that case, consult your doctor.

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    Too much meat and not enough fruit and vegetables. Not just your bowels, your heart will thank you too.

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      oh they plenty fruit in my bowel

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    Get More Fiber.

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      And stay hydrated

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        Prunes if all else fails.

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          can confirm, had the most liquefying diarrhea of my life after having a bad case of constipation for 3 days and then eating 1-2 entire bags (300g each i think) of dry prunes in one go

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Canadian spelling, you hoser.

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        I didn’t even read the title, haha. That wasn’t meant to be a correction but a suggestion that the frog dude get more fibre. I edited my original comment.

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          My apologies - I thought you were being persnickety - plenty of those people on the internet

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          the frog dude

          Pepe. Say his name.

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        I think it’s just proper English spelling. In Brittain it’s also fibre. I don’t know about other English speaking countries though. But it’s easy to assume it’s just the US Americans who can’t spell and messed it all up. /jk

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    Magnesium is the way. You can thank me later.

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    No candy or rice. Eat green veggies.

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    Because that is the place you go to if you want some peace and quiet. Be it from your colleagues at the office or from your kids at home.

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    The relief comes after

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    We, as a society, should just agree to call it a “shitter.” Or possibly the “shitpostitorium.”

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