Quick rinse of everything with just the hot shower water
Hair shampoo and face wash
Conditioner so that it can sit until final rinse
Phase 1 pass of rear with body wash using just my bare hands, washing hands afterwards
Loofa with body wash over everything aside from face and hair, this includes phase 2 of the rear. Really can go to town back there since phase 1 has been completed
OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
My routine:
~15 minutes to here, depending on how I’m feeling about myself.
Similar:
Steps 1 and 3 are only needed every other day.
Beating off not numbered?
No, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant
I’m guessing you’re circumcised something
It’s just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals though.
You don’t need lube if you’re not cut. Jerking it in the shower is no problem
You just maintain. Are you new to the gooning scene or something? Shower is like your rest time.
Conditioner?
Man the fuck up.
Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers…
and I don’t think it’s you.
I’m just kidding around.
But you’re right. I’m away from my wife atm, so not me.
OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
Ok bud. Whatever that means, you do you.
I always do. It’s why this is so sad.
Tell me why you’re sad. Maybe I can help.