For example:

Face/butt labeled towel

  • Anissem@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 days ago

    My routine:

    1. Quick rinse of everything with just the hot shower water
    2. Hair shampoo and face wash
    3. Conditioner so that it can sit until final rinse
    4. Phase 1 pass of rear with body wash using just my bare hands, washing hands afterwards
    5. Loofa with body wash over everything aside from face and hair, this includes phase 2 of the rear. Really can go to town back there since phase 1 has been completed
    6. Final rinse
    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      6 hours ago
      1. Try to get the temperature just right, it’s still too hot when I get in.
      2. Stand under the water for a couple of minutes to get my bearings, and contemplate my life choices.
      3. Rub bar of soap vigorously between legs and under arms, hitting chest, arms, and back suggestively.
      4. Repeat step 2.
      5. Wash face, neck, and ears with wash cloth.
      6. Wash hair. If it’s short, use bar of soap. If it’s long, use shampoo.
      7. Shave, using bar of soap.
      8. Step 2, again.

      ~15 minutes to here, depending on how I’m feeling about myself.

      1. Get out and dry off with the towel that is only used for drying off after a shower, but hasn’t been washed in at least a month.
      2. Comb hair, brush teeth, swab ears, and put on antiperspirant.
    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 day ago

      Similar:

      1. Shampoo then conditioner (no rinse yet)
      2. Wash, in order: pits, crotch, feet
      3. Rinse conditioner

      Steps 1 and 3 are only needed every other day.