King@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoTrump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’video.twimg.comvideomessage-square275fedilinkarrow-up1511arrow-down118
arrow-up1493arrow-down1videoTrump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’video.twimg.comKing@blackneon.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square275fedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·4 days agoNFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
minus-squarebcgm3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-24 days agoHockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB, so we need a new name for Basketball and/or Baseball.
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoBaseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
minus-squareramble81@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoNo, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoNHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
minus-squareMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoBasketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoBasketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoI have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades. Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
minus-squareDoPeopleLookHere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoCanadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
minus-squarePat_Riot@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoAnd apologize the whole time they are doing it.
Hand Egg
NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB, so we need a new name for Basketball and/or Baseball.
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
Major League Football (MLF)
I love MLFs
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
Curling would like a word
What is a “hockey” anyway
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
😭
Floor egg.
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.
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