Doesn’t have to be alcoholic, just whatever really slakes your thirst
Coffee
Alcoholic beverage, rakija. Non-alcoholic beverage, water.
Water, closely followed by coffee. I adhere to a two cup limit, but by god do I enjoy those two cups.
Same, but after 1-2 cups I switch to decaf for the rest of the day. Two best drinks.
Whisky. Ideally a single malt. Double ideally an Islay single malt. Triple ideally a Port Ellen single malt.
Sadly, the Port Ellen distillery was closed in 1983 which means bottles go for a minimum of £1000 (probably more, it’s been a while since I last checked). The distillery was apparently reopened last year, but it’ll be years before we discover if the new expressions are as perfect as they used to be.
Dragonfruit Mio in carbonated water
Also their grape flavor is good too
Wild Turkey 101 on a normal day Knob Creek if I fee like living it up (both neat).
Wild turkey is what my grandpa always used to drink, I’ve never been brave enough to try it. Is it good?
Its a got a bold flavor, I’d recommend starting a bourbon journey with Buffalo Trace then moving up when that gets boring and you want something a little stronger.
Water, chocolate milk, roof beer, whiskey-ginger.
Is that beer that stood on the roof the whole day, so it’s nice and warm?
Sun-bleached and exposed to the elements, that’s how I like my drinks.
#1 Water
#2 Milkshakes
a mix between egirl bath water and egirl piss. bonus points for a splash of egirl spit.
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Water.
Tea.
Non alcoholic go toes
- Coffee
- Water
Alcoholic go toes
- Maker Mark and Diet Coke
- Gin and Tonic
- vodka and tonic
Water for sure #1
Cafe con leche favorite caffeine drink. Diet coke distant second, but I like it.
Cocktails, tie between margarita and paper plane I think.
Wine? A dry Sauvignon Blanc.
Water top tier
Nah, fish piss in it
Fish fuck* in it.
Brawndo. It mutilates my thirst and, as a bonus, it’s got what plants crave.
Your outnumbered by the toilet water people.
Im a Mountain dew man myself.
Following the great Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
I have two: water and green tea. That’s it, nothing else.
Sometimes, though, I drink coffee, but it’s unlikely I’ll do that (one mug of coffee or green tea is enough for me).










