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minus-squaretuff_wizard@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 days agoIt analyses your shit and cross checks against the Bristol stool chart. It then has either Metamucil or a block of cheese delivered to your house as needed.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoERROR: Too much blood detected in sample.
It analyses your shit and cross checks against the Bristol stool chart.
It then has either Metamucil or a block of cheese delivered to your house as needed.
ERROR: Too much blood detected in sample.