Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agoA thoughtful birthday gift that can be treasured foreverlemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down14
arrow-up1178arrow-down1imageA thoughtful birthday gift that can be treasured foreverlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 days agoI’m afraid the back pressure will pop my rectum.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 days agoUse a propane tank and a series of valves to contain the high pressure gas … also do it outside away from people … and have 911 on speed dial.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 days agoThere’s got to be a way you can fart into a low pressure vessel and compress it like they do with LNG or helium. Or maybe some kind of fart sucking system.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 days agoYou could always collect the gas before it exits the system … by intercepting it all at the source. https://youtube.com/shorts/IMsReCqB-Qs
I’m afraid the back pressure will pop my rectum.
Use a propane tank and a series of valves to contain the high pressure gas … also do it outside away from people … and have 911 on speed dial.
There’s got to be a way you can fart into a low pressure vessel and compress it like they do with LNG or helium.
Or maybe some kind of fart sucking system.
You could always collect the gas before it exits the system … by intercepting it all at the source.
https://youtube.com/shorts/IMsReCqB-Qs