i’m talking like, ‘the ability to perfectly sort a single drawer of socks once a month.’ how do you even market that to potential supervillains? or, you know, just for fun. bonus points for trying to make it sound vaguely useful.
That guy from extraordinary that says he can shoot lasers from his eyes, but turns out only as strong as a laser pointer. I had to pause the show while I pissed myself at that one. Wish I could find the clip
Having an arm that can pass through a hole of any size, but only in one direction.
Oh no!
“Moooom! Daaaad! I’m stuck again!”
You can perfectly remove all stickers/tags from new stuff you just bought
You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!
Somebody once told me…
- ability to read one’s own mind
- super strength for 29 seconds
- ability to turn translucent
You can fly, but only while touching a helicopter.
Travel un time. But only toward future. And at a time scale of 1.
Posting at the speed of light…
You can enter the mirror world, but you have collision with yourself
You can apply the perfect amount of any condiment to a sandwich with your mind.
You can communicate with phytoplankton in French.
Eating vegetables makes you repellant to a T-Rex.
The most useless super powers is imagining characters with stupid super powers and then having the ability to make a manga full of cool fights with those characters with stupid superpowers.
And calling that manga jojo bizarre adventures.
no wait that sounds useful.
You can jump over your house, but only when no one is looking and you have to be naked for it to work.
You can kill anyone by thinking of it but it’s only works on people you love.
Please stop
You can fly but only a couple of inches above the ground and only at walking pace.
