You might want to add “Naruto run” to that list. Trust me, you’ll thank me later

C for cue and Q for queue! Evil genius.

W for why and Y for you is delightful

GPS. I know how it works in principle* - but it’s still magic that I can be in the most remote spot in the world and still get my exact bearings to the nearest square metre.

( * Triangulate from the time offsets in ping messages from four or more satellites with synchronised clocks, right?)

I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.

Nicely done. Took me a minute

At any given point, I’d say there are more aeroplanes in the ocean than aeroplanes in the sky.

Looks plasticky, like a negative mold made from a cast of a real person. Insert your own “casting” puns below and I’ll see you all in hell.

I recently started and left a dev job after just over 2 weeks because the new boss was chugging the AI kool-aid. Luckily I got a late offer from another place I’d applied to and I was able to get the fuck out of there.

Dad?