Definitely sounds like you made a few better choices than him. Petty larceny led him down the dark path.

Guess again. I have found you!

(Just kidding by the way)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think people did worse than just fart in them.

Not ones with pale skin, apparently.

Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

Quick question: If a person is sentenced to 5 years in prison for this, and they need the bathroom while in the prison… do they get another 5 years every time they go?

Nah! It’s presidency for them!

Now that’s method acting. Take note Edward Norton.

Gotta post on them rekt threads.

Or icanhaz

“My colostomy bag.”

Thanks for explaining the Bunny.

I don’t know who Bunny is and why he’s bad, but I believe a steaming pile of faeces embodies America’s value better than Trump.

Nice. I’ll have to give Bazzite a try sometime.

You have to share what this is now.

Same low pric… (the end of that line always seems cut off to me).

Did you learn what the adoption process is like?

I hope she recovers well. I think she will with all those cute carers.

I will be the first to admit that I am a dumb dumb.

I had to read this headline once. Then twice. Then a third time, really slowly, to actually parse its meaning. After doing that, I was fed up with the article already so didn’t read it.

It gives the kitty a more comfortable place to sleep.