You can literally see it in their faces.

When will I die?

Who still has an X account 😂?

That’s better than the one I learned in school: tits hang.

The Heimlich maneuver.

Donald trumpet is the reincarnation of Jorge Ubico, Guatemalan dictator (born/died June 14, 1946).

The Danes are much more friendly towards US Americans than I would be… especially after reading how US immigration is tightening the rules for Europeans to get into the USA; based on which I will never travel to the USA again. Besides that: US Americans should spend their vacation at home to protest against the orange tufted fatbellied Mussolini.

Start laughing and say: “you kidding me now. Right?” Then keep on laughing, shake your head and change the topic.

He is the kind that I would like to meet in a dark room with my whip and a taser.

Don’t do that: my beverage just exited through my nose 😂

Ah just cancel the economic agreement with them again, they’ll come crawling back begging for mercy.

What’s in a day? Eg Christmas is just another day, go for walk, enjoy yourself read a book.

Poltergeist

As my mother used to tell me: ghost do not exist.

“The YouGov survey was conducted online between February 6 and 9 among 2,042 respondents in Germany.” doubtful it was representative.

Not so sure

Go for a smaller European one, the one I’m on is in Finland. Me, I like Finland, the fins are sexy. And why only use one instance, you can have a user on several, that way you can downvote your own posts and discuss with a person that is as intelligent as yourself (mainly because it actually is you!) I mean: you can try out the audience and communities, which are different on all servers.

It is ok to skim headlines, but it is a good thing to read a newspaper article in depth, to truly become knowledgeable.

US Americans seem to refer to themselves as “Americans” a lot on social media. Or they refer to themselves as “the world” like in “this icecream is the best in the world” (without having visited any other country for a significant time to be able to compare). In Europe, US Americans are referred to by different names: the popular „yanks“, the German “Amis” (die spinnen doch, die Amis), depends on the country. The prevalence of new names is increasing rapidly, e.g. Trumpists, US twerks, dropkicks.

Anybody still using X and TikTok? Shame on you.