That vase definitely deserved it. It was probably haunted.

Mama, needs a night off!

In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.

As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”

And party on dudes!

Thou are God.

Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW what with the Strokenoff?

Omaha the Cat Dancer

Have you read How to Be Perfect yet? The Audiobook is so much fun.

I know that Ayn Rand is an charlatan posing as philosopher

This so weird, I do exactly the same thing except instead of ‘America’ I sing ‘Jet Song’.
“When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way…” and all of a sudden the ear worm is gone

Ya know, Morons Shitposters.

He still manages to pull a legit snack.

Gives the rest of us hope.

Don’t besmirch Days like that, wrestling is Passions for manly men.

God Damn it, Donut! Stop sewing patches on Carls vest!

I’ll upvote you just so I can get an indictment from the Feds. All the cool kids are getting on Trumps enemies list.

Jeez man ya killed me already. You don’t need to keep twisting the knife.

Cheetah’s went through a genetic bottleneck somewhere between ten and twelve thousand years ago. There may have been less than ten left at one point. Dating the Cheetah Genetic Bottleneck
My totally silly theory is that humans in fact where adopting kits at that time and help saved the species, and that’s why they’re so almost domesticated.

A guy in Palm Beach Florida who looks remarkably like a pedo who committed ‘suicide’ a while back.