Now with more bees!

It’s a cute love story between two kids and then MACAULAY CULKIN DIES. HOW DOES HE DIE? BEES! MANY, MANY BEES

Why did it have to end like that?!

My brother, the fish was discounted for a reason

Is that through QuickBooks? Seems like there’s a lot of competition in that space too, though I’m not very familiar with it

The growth prospects for Intuit are poor. They can basically try to upsell you harder while you’re using TurboTax. I sure don’t like the idea of AI being involved in my tax preparation, though

I think since the book was written, they’ve also discovered Martian soil is full of perchlorates, which would kill pretty much any life on Earth

This scenario makes the region the “most physically vulnerable coastal zone in the world”, the researchers state, and requires immediate action to prepare a smooth transition for people away from New Orleans, which has a population of about 360,000 people, to safer ground.

Uhhh…Bangladesh would like a word

Mix in a bit of ivermectin and that’s a hot date for a Friday night

What does this even mean? According to this article, Palantir was selected for this contract in a rushed, no-bid process several years ago

“UK Government Ends One Of Palantir’s Contracts” would be a more accurate headline

Most sleep studies take place in a visually observed room at a doctor’s office

You misspelled “Israel”, fyi

Let’s hope their relationship doesn’t go sour, or that wealth is going to hire a suite of attorneys to ensure your family gets as little access to that child as possible

“Justice Department Finds” is such a bullshit title. “Justice Department Accuses” is what this is

If I’m not mistaken, most of Microsoft’s revenue is derived from enterprise, and corporate customers are largely just hands down not willing to accept the risk that comes with premature AI integration. MS is probably also recognizing this, because it seems like they’re backing off Copilot across the board

I feel like this should be Broseph Goebbros. That’s what the Daily Wire folks would say

Has this man even been inside a Starbucks recently? They used to be loungy places people could chill, now they’re all bland, sparsely decorated, dirty, and uninviting. There is absolutely nothing premium about Starbucks, it’s basically a fast-food chain. Once again demonstrating how far removed CEOs are from reality

Straight women visiting gay bars are fine. Bachelorette parties using gay bars as props are not fine

Yeah but much of the stuff that’s being traded on today lacks a body of evidence with which to make an informed prediction and is essentially random unless someone has insider knowledge