They’re tired, boss.

What’s the problem? It’s just an infinity sink.

I found that my stress level about getting to work on time disappeared. Unlike traffic, I can’t make the train go a little bit faster by screwing over other people on the road. There’s no competition to save one minute off my drive. Once you’re on the train, you get there when you get there. There’s a certain Zen appeal to that.

Rhian from Wet Leg. Just saying.

“Shut up, Poors.”

All that to create Artificial Intelligence that isn’t really intelligent.

Marrying someone to fix their issues is a lot like having a kid to save a marriage.

With talk like that, expect a lawsuit from the administration. How dare you!

Good lord, you godless communists never think of other people! What about shareholder value?!

But seriously, as an older person, I hope I go quickly and quietly.

“Does this AR-15 make my ass look fat?”

Yes.

Modern Life Is Rubbish.

Sorry to hear of your brush with insanity.

Oh, come on. If that were true, some of the people in our highest political offices would be incompetent morons who cheated their way into power!

It’s never not purging time!

Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!

I thought it was ice-kegeling.

I started watching him because of his music stuff, but he has really become a heavy hitter for the rights of all Americans. Really amazing stuff.

Those damn liberals must be responsible!

The correct question is, how long before he has a job with ICE?