If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!

In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿‍♀️

🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Some of my favorites include:

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Spartakus and The Sun Beneath The Sea

ALF

Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors