I punched that meteor while I was in orbit. Believe me, it was a good deal larger before hitting Chelyabinsk.

That doesn’t seem to be a very efficient and cost-effective use of military hardware …

Because the vast majority of you fucking cunts are polite, witty, delightful, intelligent people!

Erotic is a tasteful, slow motion pan across long, smooth legs, leading up to a sexy ass.

Vulgar is the ass then turning towards the camera and goatse-ing everyone, before pumping out a thick runnel of shit for over a minute, before someone comes in with a small model toy car, and drops it into the distended anus, so it can drive down into the large intestine. And then labelling the video ‘Herbie Goes Spelunking!’

Apparently it’s mostly forum posts, where LEOs despair about having to monitor so many webcams where overweight, middle-aged men masturbate.

Thank you. Turns out Windows is maintaining everything and no action was needed.

Yes.

There’s a retirement village nearby, and EVERY MORNING around 4 o’clock, some motherfucker with a huge rubbish truck goes in.

The driver parks.

The driver walks over to the large industrial bin.

The driver opens the lid to see if it’s worth putting the contents in the truck. If it is, he lets the lid SLAM down, then pushes the rusty metal bin over the bitumen road towards his truck GRRRRNNNNNNNTTTT (because the wheels on those things never work).

He then gets back in his truck, does the little garbo magic with the mechanical arm thing, the truck lifts the bin, and he bangs it against the top of the truck receptacle a few times for shiggles BANG BANG BANGGGG, then moves the mechanical arms to place it back down on the bitumen with a gentle kiss BANG!

He then gets out of his truck, and pushes the now empty industrial bin over to where it was GGNNNNNNKKKKTTTTTT and positions it gently against the brick wall there BANG!

He then gets back in his truck, and reverses out the driveway DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT, and finally fucks off.

Dozens, if not hundreds, of people live there. If I can hear that truck as a neighbour, how much worse must it be for the oldies trying to sleep there?

Can we do a worldwide search for Mr D? He might still be alive. I wanna know if it all worked out for him. Is he still very blond?

I have two 10 terabyte external hard drives that go whirr (so I assume there are platters in there). Do they need a defrag? I’m running Windows 11.

Wow! Elephant Man! It’s a wonder his parents didn’t sell him to the circus when he was born.

Grok, where do I put my pennis?

There’s a very high risk for the contractors working for Trump - that they won’t get paid!

triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

“Today is my Null Smoothie Day!”

Well, if Couchfucker and Dr Quack say there’s fraud …

Having served time for wire fraud/computer crimes, why didn’t their names come up as ‘do not hire’ during background checks for the computer-oriented companies they got work at?

Slight inconvenience?

Fucking spoilers!

throws book in the trash

That was on my To Read list.

Yeah, but you could own a piece of the True Cross!

Perhaps someone with electronics knowledge could have it surreptitiously wired so a hidden battery produces heat along the frame (activated just before the miraclee leaves), and the person who ultimately moves it is startled by it being hot to the touch?