AreaKode

I hear you. We live in the age of information. I pine for a period of time when people can find intelligence.

Or “Capital”. You’ve just discovered the fatal flaw in capitalism: when money matters more than people, money will always win.

Nah. ACAB. Dead Jeffrey is okay too.

Silly rabbit. Laws are for Poors!

Again… I feel like we get one of these every single year. I believe it died in the Senate without being picked up last year… :(

But you can’t stop with the nose! Get the biggest cheek bones you can imagine, lose 25 pounds, and look like Skeletor with skin! It isn’t cheap to look this bad…

Shh. You’ll anger your future shareholder king!

I bet we can use AI to make those profits go even higher… Er, uh. Surge Pricing?

DATACENTERS EMPLOY HUNDREDS OF WORKERS!!!

For a year or two, during construction. All contractors. After construction, what? Maybe a hundred people on-site?

Why will no one think of the poor, starving, trillion dollar companies? It’s NOT FAIR that they have to pay the same amount as the POORS! /s

The whole AI craze has me wondering if anyone has clean counters, or if I just need to clear mine off…

I try to limit my dabs to every 2 hours…

And MY AXE!

Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!

Do you guys not have phones? /s

A baked potato would cause less chaos than this monster.

It could be worse. We accidentally voted for an orangutan. But it could have been a WOMAN OF COLOR! Really dodged one there… /s

Ah. The good ol days when “cartoons are for kids”. I think South Park finally shattered that illusion.

Are you kidding me? I remember rewinding DVDs like it was yesterday…