i’ll make sure to have taco bell the night before - respectfully of course.

Wild how you can straight up not do your job and collect a paycheck if you work in the gov these days.

If history is any indication, they’ll prob get caught in the cross-fire like local law enforcement in Chicago, LA, or Minneapolis

100%. Just did early voting today and that was the sitch

Lmao made my morning

New innovations in slave labor

I remember as a kid my mom used to buy this one brand of cheap chicken nuggets that was essentially a slurry of birds that was breaded. Being the fatass I was growing up, I found out through impatience that undermicrowaving it by a minute meant the filling wasn’t fully hardened and you could slurp the “chicken” out of the nugget like that big brain bug from starship troopers lol

Anyway - all this to say is that the photo of the filling in these reminds me of those.

Yeah, a lot of people are short on money to swing a doctor visit and whatever costs that may hold.

lmao for real. i’ve been so tempted to just get a system76 and be done with all that. randomly losing audio in the middle of doing anything is so obnoxious.

Nintendo sells essentially a SD card variant in a case for the swtich. So you’re not far off :)