

Shooookeeeeeh!


Shooookeeeeeh!


Have you not seen the Fifth Element? It’s the same black ooze that drips off Guiliani.
Pure refined evil.


Sounds like a perfect time to introduce the all new Trump Phone 2.
If only I wasnt so lazy, and had all these pesky morals.


Just post a 3 minute clip from Saw.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Forward
Michael Marshall Smith does this theme, only different.


Best middle aisle find ever.


Multiple guns apparently. Past the secret service with metal detectors.


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Password same, thanks.


I’ll sell you my how-to guide for £99.99


There’s a guy in the whitehouse in the us that does this, and they call him ‘mr president’. At least to his face, at any rate.


Fuck, I’d draw random dick movements with my mouse for that kind of money.


Skiving.


Gosh. I would never have thought it.


Uncle Ruckus should not be a judge.


Yup, let’s go with the guy that says UFOs are demons. Good idea.


Margaret Thatcher.
What a happy fucking day.
As long as they do it after they’ve hanged the entire fucking family for treason.