the shear fucking amount of child porn creepy white dicks post… then threaten to rape and kill you for removing their child porno rape films.

a company complaining about losing 36b while not paying a living wage is as pathetic as a rich guy bitching about dropping 2 pennies while handing his valet a 5 cent tip after raping the valet’s 5 year old daughter.

being bi doesn’t make someone automatically not homophobic, transphobic, blackphobic, or otherwise a dickbag. you gotta just look at Jenner as an example… or all the blacks for trump.

ah yes the: “i never saw it so it can’t possibly be real” defense.

I actually met one of those “gas prices are lower now with trump than with biden, it’s only $3 a gallon” maga morons. best part to show how delusional this idiot was? we were both at a gas station filling up gas that cost $5 a gallon cash ($5.13 if card).

I don’t remember there being any baby eating in Fifty Shades of Grey.

This timeline is more batshit crazy than anything I can come up with and I only enjoy writing batshit crazy stuff.

I’m kinda surprised he hasn’t tried to copyright his name yet.

can we skip to the part of the timeline where MAGA gets burned out of this world?

Let’s see… checks timeline: USA funds rebels (Al Qaeda). makes lots of pinky promises to said rebels with their fingers crossed behind their backs. and then when it was time to pay the bill and keep their promises… the USA said: “what promises, I never promised anything” while tossing the documents right in front of their puppets. cue pissed off Al Qaeda.

Don’t forget that the US government gave Joseph Mengele a new identity. the Angel of Death… got a kiss on the lips, lots of money, and a good luck from America.

only if MAGA who refuse to detransition get what they deserve… the chair. 🪑 ⚡️

I pirate first. If I like it, I buy it. if I don’t like it, I don’t buy it. And above all… if it’s owned by a fucking transphobic pos, pedophile, thieving company like Disney, Israeli abomination, or JKR… I always pirate it even if I like the game, show, or book… because fuck them.

ew.

and let me guess… the people who happen to have access to those microphones are white men.

that’s only because of 2 things… idiots and corporations that require truckers to drive a set route and punish the drivers for deviating even if that deviation is because some idiot in corporate who doesn’t drive trucks made a decision.

actually that means it’s just one think not two… Idiots.

– sincerely Apple users.

sadly men seem to think that objectifying women and calling us whores and sluts when we don’t spread our legs and beg them to rape us harder… is funny.

Unfortunately America is controlled by pedophiles who are funded by pedophiles running corporations… who in turn happen to be protected by pedophiles in the government.

Don’t worry it could be worse… Flock could be setting up cameras in bathrooms… oh wait… nvm.

University of Maryland installed Flock cameras in their bathrooms to “combat indecency and voyeurism.” boy… I can think of several reasons not to have cameras in a bathroom (other than that it’s illegal to do so)

the plot twist would be that you were the scumbag HOA president and that the family was trying to stop your tyranny and fails.