Reading this with two 9 Milly’s in the upper decky as we speek

I be taking naps on accident like once a week. I need to know if I’m waking up at 8am or 8pm

Still haven’t gotten past RoboPres in Destroy All Humans

GrapheneOS is built for Google devices. Doesn’t really solve the email problem though.

Ah yes, the two party system

Israel or…

Israel, but ✨gay✨

The whole US economy is just 4 robots jerking each other off and handing the same $20 bill back and forth

One of my cats got a urinary blockage and it cost $5k to clean out his pp.

If you have a male cat, you’ve got a 50% chance of it happening. And it’s either fork up the money or put it down before it goes into full renal failure and cardiac arrest. Get pet insurance.

If you do go looking at stuff, don’t check the comments.

This mission has convinced me that half of America has a room temperature IQ

I absolutely loved Alex Grey’s art for years and years without actually looking into the guy. Turns out he’s a cult leader and he fucked a corpse. Lots of his fans know about it and excuse it just because they listen to Tool

Great taste but awful execution.

Also the guy who invented it learned the practice from a ghost during a seance

Breaking news: this slop is sloppy

The manual release is only accessible from the inside as well, so even if the driver gets out, you get to watch your kid burn in a car seat because you can’t open the door from the outside

The funny part is, the doors have a manual release on the inside, Tesla owners are just too dumb to read the user manual.

The not funny part is, the ones in the back are deep inside the bottom of the door, there’s no possible way a child in a car seat could open the back door in an emergency.

Opening Doors with No Power https://share.google/NmVMGXKowzwXKUKxF

Sterling Heights, Michigan has the golden butthole

You guys don’t understand, he’s playing chess /s

Friendly reminder that baggage fees were supposed to be a temporary measure to help airlines recover after 9/11 crashed their stocks.

I actually got a free NFT in some kind of sweepstakes. It’s probably worth negative money now.

It did get me 3 free drinks at a music festival so there’s like +50 bucks in value right there.