The ashtray is a safety feature.

Nerds

First page of results:

• “Try google, loser. -leetfurry1 jan 7 2013”

• 19 ads for random products.

Fuck this shit

IF another political party manages to take control of the government (big if) there had better be a shitload of executions for treason.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Get a new phone case and keep this one sealed in a clear box

The entire universe was opaque to light for a while

Its explicit.

Sounds like a single spreadsheet would have done the job.

Wouldnt it be funny if it added a bunch of fake names to pad the list?

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Our yard is a play room

The horse is out of the barn. If they want to build a completely solar powered mega slop farm, I say go for it. The whole thing is either going to die out or get better as long as we don’t just let it consume the planet in the meanwhile.

Thats not the only solution.

Restricting their total energy and/or pollution budgets (so they dont just build their own terrible power plants) will force them to power with renewable energy AND develop more energy-efficient hardware if they want to keep scaling up the capacity.

DOES MS RACHEL CONSUME HUMMUS?

Didn’t they already do that?

Excuse me but whens the last time you priced a “high end pc”? You’re living in the past…

Man FUCK that website

I never even heard that one was planned

Awwwwww