You are either answering the wrong question, or are defining a lie based on some criteria I don’t recognize.

Telling a Nazi there are no Jews in my basement is a lie. The only way it’s not a lie is if there are, in fact, no Jews in my basement. But it is not wrong to lie to a Nazi.

I would assume they were placed on a bedside table pointed in the general direction of the fucking.

But still.

Depends. If the chief murdered the guy, then that’s the restaurant’s responsibility for not keeping the chef secured.

Ah, the Wicked Bible, first brought to my attention while reading Good Omens.

Can’t argue with the word of god.

I had been at work for two hours, but yes.

I missed the “X” in that title, and read “EFF is leaving the Electronic Freedom Foundation,” and was very confused.

This is an anti-gift.

I’m on board.

A good point.

Wait, how many of those do we have? I’d expect us to have at least 10,000 given how we are supposed to be the bastion of goddamn freedom. Can hardly claim to be the stalwart defender of democracy if we don’t have enough ammo for at least a month.

And if we don’t have ammo, maybe we shouldn’t be starting wars with nations that have a military.

If I could get a slide-out keyboard, like I had on my sidekick, or even a T9, I’d ditch autocorrect in a heartbeat.

No, just autocorrect deciding it knows better than me.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the worst is these: Vader was right again.

There is at least one tictoc lady I watch religiously, even though she is a MAGA nutter.

I hate to sound like this, but I’m not watching for her thoughts and opinions.

I’m curious to know why they are there. They can’t have much in the way of line of sight from there.

The only thing this makes me think is “May I, please?”

Isn’t that the guy that played Unicron?

That waste heat is very humid, which causes corrosion and mold issues.

Has he ever apologized for anything? Ever? Even sarcastically?

You know you can get sued without actually doing anything wrong, don’t you?

I think they have a legitimate concern, and a few protections to keep them from having to go to court (again) every time they write someone a ticket might be in order.

But that shouldn’t be enough to override the need to hold police accountable for their actions.