The way you think about others that don’t think the same way you do is pretty shitty.
I feel bad for how you must raise your child.
The way you think about others that don’t think the same way you do is pretty shitty.
I feel bad for how you must raise your child.
Sounds like my kind of friend.


I’m Canadian. We ditched the penny years ago.
No one notices anymore.


Sony: Uh oh. Sales are down after our price increase. We won’t make our quarterly line going up. Shareholders will be pissed. What should we do?
Executives: Raise prices.


With my own gun?
That’s a crime, right?


Better than getting the fake cum in your eyes.


I’ll trust a pirate giving me something for free over a company selling me something for free.


We said Americans, not Russian plants.


The problem with the Internet getting wooshed, is that for this one influencer who made it a joke, there are a dozen more who genuinely are dumb enough to think that’s how it works and will do the procedures to influence their fans and believe their own ignorance.


What’s it say on the bottle?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we’re here?
Grif: It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
Hehe thank you! ;)
I don’t mind at all. You can’t really see much which is my intention. I have a severe anxiety so my skin mostly covered up is extremely comforting to me.



Hi Lisa.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
I’m lernding
As a dude (albeit a queer one) with a lot going on down there… I wear ankle length skirts in the summer time all the time. Super comfortable, doesn’t stick to my legs like pants do, still get the breeze passing over me like shorts do, and my junk breathes like it is inhaling oxygen for fun.


Yeah we know our car blasted around a school bus and killed three children, but you have to understand there is certain paperwork we need to file first.


Mostly the former.
You mean an audience?
This with two dogs, two pigs, and 35+ chickens.
And no children. It’s bliss.