

It would make a million millionaires, to be precise. Or if you chopped him up fine enough, you could give everyone in the US $2,800.
Mostly made of meat.


It would make a million millionaires, to be precise. Or if you chopped him up fine enough, you could give everyone in the US $2,800.


Well shit. Maybe having your entire economy built around a fossil fuel with a limited quantity, which is also rendering the planet uninhabitable, might have been a bad idea. Oh well, at least you have billionaires, and soon - a trillionaire. Makes it all worthwhile.


Taking Elsie to work that day in October.


You never know, it might prompt us to realise that we are all on the same planet, in the vast emptiness of space, with no planet B within travelling range. It might make us stop our petty squabbling and work together to protect our home.
Lol. Nah.


It hits people who go through red lights the hardest. No one is forcing anyone to run a red light.


I’m all for having fines proportional to income rather than a fixed amount. You can also avoid it by not going through red lights.


Yeah, I was careful to say “more difficult”. This stops casual phishing.


It’s a tax on crap drivers.


Not as stupid as the headline makes it sound. Signal is used in phishing attacks, whereas the home grown one is restricted to authorised users, making it more difficult.


In a world where psychopathic mega corporations are openly looking for ways to enslave humanity and bring about the end of the planet, the weird tantrums of an obviously mentally spicy web site owner just seem cute.


Boredom. If I get bored enough I’ll have a look at the old cess pool.


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It’s pushing this user to not use them any more.


There are plenty of stupid ideas being pushed everywhere. In general, the EU has better checks and balances to weed out the awful ones. Not always obviously, but no system is perfect.


Trying to solve social problems with technology always works.


Uranium boils water which turns a turbine, the turbine makes electricity, the electricity powers your kettle, and your kettle boils the water. Obviously the best thing to do is to cut out all the messing around converting this to that, and have uranium powered kettles.


Don’t forget small government.


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Beer, motorcycles, and bird boxes.
Well, some do. Probably about 0.001% of them, but it’s bound to trickle down to everyone else.